Prompt: open drabbles

[john]

OMG SECOND POST

This prompt's entirely open. Knock yourselves out with drabbles. (Mind the keyboard. Headdesking isn't good for them, especially if you drool. They have moisture sensors inside keyboards now.)

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"On your first mission". 100 words.

[john]

"I cannot believe you."

"Bones--"

"On your first mission."

"I was--"

"Our first mission."

"She only--"

"Jim, your goddamn dick is blue."

"I--what?"

"And I'm pretty sure it wasn't that color last time I sucked you off."

"Jesus, McCoy!" Kirk looked around the sickbay, which was fortunately empty.

"And I'm sure as hell not sucking you off again until I know you're better."

Kirk, damn him, pouted. No, double-damn him, McCoy thought, because that was giving him a half-boner. He snapped the canister into the hypospray and grinned.

"Oh, hell no."

"It has to be intramuscular."

"So hypospray my neck--ow!"

Re: "On your first mission". 100 words.

[helens78]

AHAHA! This is fabulous. :D

Re: "On your first mission". 100 words.

[vinylsigns]

LMAO reprises of the hypospray scene are always welcome :D Awesome.

Re: "On your first mission". 100 words.

[saavikam77]

*snorfle* XD Gods, that's brilliant. McCoy sure knows how to dish out payback. *evil grin*

Re: "On your first mission". 100 words.

[podunkd]

AWESOME.